I broke my elbow when I was young by tripping on tomato wire. One of my first memories and it involves me hurting myself. More recent times, an extra large curb took me by surprise and the same elbow stopped my face from hitting the pavement. Everyone questioned how a curb can be extra large. SHUT UP IT WAS VERY BIG. At least my stun gun didn’t fly out of my purse and taze me at the same time I was falling. This is what I would typically expect to happen.
This blog is a compilation of the bizarre and random stories of my everyday life. Like the time a homeless person used my car as an ashtray and bed for the night. Maybe.